i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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