Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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