i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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