Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
my sisters under your porch take her home
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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