my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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