O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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