My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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