Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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