Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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