I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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