I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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