the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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