Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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