Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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