fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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