would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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