capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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