Your tits are I can't wait for
Me. At least after what I've been through.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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