the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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