Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She's the barista slut.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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