Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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