Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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