I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
home. puking in laundry basket.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
