You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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