Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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