So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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