your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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