I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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