im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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