some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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