kristin has been a bad kristin
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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