Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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