Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize
