Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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