Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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