if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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