wrigley field is MILF paradise
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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