somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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