So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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