i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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