at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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