youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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