I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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