In the future we'll all be gay
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
COCAINE IS GR8
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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