My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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