I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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