Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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