you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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