so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
only if we run a train.
done.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
birth control should be required to get into college
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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