Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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