She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
COCAINE IS GR8
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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