How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
40s are totally the cure
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
