Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think i have two assholes
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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