sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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