Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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