Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's shark week go big or go home
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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