Non-Jews are for practice
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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