They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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