Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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